She said her name was "party"
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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