a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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