ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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