it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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