then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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