If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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