got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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