if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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