omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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