If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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