Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
