Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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