Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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