he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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