to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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