Me. At least after what I've been through.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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