Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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