STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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