I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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