Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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