he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
