real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
