Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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