Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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