So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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