why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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