this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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