just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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