My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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