just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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