My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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