I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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