Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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