Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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