I cockslap morals
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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