he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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