He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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