Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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