You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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