so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
