He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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