That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
love makes seman taste better
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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