She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Randomize
