u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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