before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize