sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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