even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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