Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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