when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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