Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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