Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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