every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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