Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
