id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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