I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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